It's night one of girls weekend in the District, and AJ and I are making a liq run. We had just talked about how a reality show with us would be so funny and then this ish happens. Driving down Franklin St about to bust a right onto Lincoln and BAM! It hit us...As I'm trying to decipher what the heinous smell is, AJ goes, "Why does it smell like semen?"
She was dead on, we were inhaling the scent of semen. YUCK, VOMIT, GROSS. Seeing that Ro had my car allday we automatically jump to conclusions and text him. He denies, but lucky for him the smell softens as we get to the liq store, but we are still disgusted.
On the drive home, we realize it's gone and I am relieved that the odor was NOT coming from my car. BUT, wait! There it is again. It hit us so hard. We start choking and laughing uncontrollably as we suffocate from what is clearly the most potent semen in DC. Everyone woman in NE may be having this man's baby in 9 mos. Just to give you an idea of what we were experiencing.
Anyhow, we came to the conclusion that odor was coming from the CEMETERY on that corner (Franklin and Lincoln NE). I know nothing about cemeterys except that they should never make a neighborhood smell like mine did last night. I wanted to call the cops, public health department - someone, anyone really, but who in the hell would have listened to my complaint?
Oh well, I just need to find a new route because my nostrils were thoroughly offended last night.
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