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I'm sharing my adventures from the D to the District, random thoughts, experiences living with Fibromyalgia, frustration with grad school, and exactly how I feel about the craziness going on in this world. I promise to keep it really real and I hope you learn something or laugh while here. And please...comment! ~Smooches, misstorilynn


Tuesday, May 25, 2010

How many 'Diva Dudes' do you know?

Defining the Diva Dude - FULL ENTRY

Preview:: an epidemic unique to the black community, the “diva dude” describes the mindset created in certain faulty brothas, developed after reading and hearing about the “good black male shortage” supposedly sweeping through the country at a pandemic rate.

it’s a condition, an aura which basically lets every eligible woman within a 25 mile radius know “look, i’ve read the same articles that you have, and since i’m such an “endangered species“, i pretty much have carte blanche to do whatever the hell I want with you. kiss the ring, desperate b*tch”.

they’re walking among us, twirling blue and white sticks and passive-aggressively suggesting dutch first dates as we speak, and it’s one of vsb’s crime-fighting duties to locate and brand them before they continue to poison the already murky dating pool.

here are a few characteristics and behaviors synonymous of the diva dude. If any man possesses seven or more of these traits, he qualifies.think of this as a dating DSM-IV


vh1: AshGamm just forwarded the above link to me and I literally had to LOL at my desk. This entry from two years ago was recently updated and OH BOY is it still true. These DD's are swarming society - terrorizing, torturing, tormenting and any other terrible t-word you can think of. They think young, black, beautiful and educated women will put up with the whackness they exude BUT guess again fellas. We may be single, but we aren't stupid.

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