I'm in the process of writing a series of "How to" books. Here's what I'm working on so far:
How to slap the shyt out of the acupuncturist without causing further harm to yourself
How to react when your shoe collection is under water
How to be polite after the 5th different call from a HR rep saying "you were the best, most qualified, but we've JUST NOW decided we don't have money for this position at all"
How to convince Dish Network that a flood is a natural disaster and reason for breach of contract
How to remain sane when you decide to go cold turkey off your medicine because it made you gain weight
How to tell your parents that you want to drop out of school and become a dog walker
How to convince people from the DMV that hangers and brooms aren't meant for snow removal
How to switch insurance companies when you find out renters insurance covers everything but what happened to you
The series is still growing. Stay tuned.
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